1 00:00:03,889 --> 00:00:04,889 What the fuck? 2 00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:08,450 Oh, hi. 3 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:10,290 Hello. Are you Maxwell? 4 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:15,810 Yeah. Hi. Well, we're from your new health insurance company, and we've been 5 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:19,670 sent out to do a quick physical exam with you since you started the new 6 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:20,670 with us. 7 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:26,790 So if that's all right with you, we can conduct the exam now. 8 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:29,510 Okay, yeah, sure. Do you guys want to come inside? 9 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:30,770 Yeah. 10 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:35,880 How are you doing today? 11 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,080 Doing pretty good. Thanks for coming. 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,860 I didn't, I don't know if I knew about this. 13 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:45,320 Yeah, this is my living room. You guys want to do it here? 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,540 Yeah, sure. 15 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,620 Okay, I'm just going to start with some questions. 16 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,280 Yeah. 17 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,720 Alright. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,640 I'm going to have you check your date of birth and all that stuff right there on 19 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,640 the computer. 20 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,190 Yep, that's me. 21 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:13,230 And the date of birth of her? 22 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:15,230 Yep. And your name? 23 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,010 Yeah, that's my address. 24 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:24,550 Yeah, Maximum Johnson -Phillips, that's my name, yep. 25 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:25,890 That's pretty good. 26 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,610 Off to a good start. 27 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:33,010 So now, I think we're just going to do the rest of the questionnaire on here. 28 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:36,010 Sure. So I'm just going to ask you the questions here. 29 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,620 What is your general activity level for the week? 30 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:42,440 I'm pretty active. 31 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:46,540 Alright. How would you describe it? Like how many hours a day? 32 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,900 Um, at least one to two hours a day. 33 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:56,820 Okay. Like high intense cardio workout. 34 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,220 High intense cardio? 35 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,440 Good for the heart? Yeah. 36 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:00,780 Yeah, I think. 37 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,460 Okay. And do you smoke? 38 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,500 No. Not tobacco. 39 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:07,830 use drugs? 40 00:02:08,570 --> 00:02:09,570 Define drugs. 41 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:13,410 Anything that's not prescribed. 42 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:14,990 Okay, okay. 43 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:19,790 I smoke some weed, I smoke some recreational marijuana, and that's it. 44 00:02:20,490 --> 00:02:21,349 Oh, yeah? 45 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,490 Yeah. Okay. 46 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,650 Are you sure that's it? 47 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,050 Yeah, I promise. 48 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:31,410 I haven't done drugs since college, I promise. 49 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:33,950 I know, you guys are medical professionals, I can tell you whatever. 50 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,600 Well, I'm glad you can be open. 51 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:37,900 Yeah. 52 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,320 Next question. 53 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,880 How many hours a night do you usually sleep? 54 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,820 I try to get eight hours. 55 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,380 That's good. Yeah. 56 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,700 Probably more like six. 57 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:56,880 And six hours. I guess so. 58 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,840 I'm sorry. 59 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:05,230 Do you have... Any medications that you take that are prescribed? 60 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:07,450 No. No? 61 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,750 All right, so I think we're going to begin the examination. 62 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:12,590 Do you want to go ahead and pack your laptop? 63 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:13,990 Yes. 64 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:17,310 I'm going to have Haley do it. She's our trainee today, so I'm going to walk her 65 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,310 through that, if that's okay. 66 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:19,930 Okay, sure. 67 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,790 I'm going to start with taking a pulse. 68 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,610 You're just going to go ahead and handle your eyes. 69 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:25,410 No, not yet. Oh, okay. 70 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:29,030 You're going to be able to just end. 71 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,970 You're going to stray a little, Garrison. 72 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,640 Where? I'm sorry. 73 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:38,940 I was not supposed to... Do you think we like to wait and just come to people's 74 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:39,940 houses? 75 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,640 I mean, you guys are cutting it. 76 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,600 I mean, we can show them our certification, but you really need to 77 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,620 training. Okay, sorry. 78 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:52,100 I'm just going to go ahead and see if you can build a pole. 79 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,360 Okay. And check your watch. 80 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,140 Oh, I forgot it. 81 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,740 It's okay, I'll go ahead. 82 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:02,779 Start counting. 83 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:03,780 Okay, go. 84 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:12,240 Are you questioning? No, no, no, no. 85 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,360 Go ahead and count. 86 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,240 I think it's a little bit high. 87 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,240 How many did you get? How many did you count? Like 20? 88 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,340 That is a lot. 89 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,600 What the fuck? 90 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,680 Are you reflecting that rate? 91 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:30,660 I'm a little nervous, okay? Put that in. 92 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:35,430 I'm sorry. I didn't expect the nurse to be... It's okay. Go ahead and calm down. 93 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:39,690 Excuse me, sir. We're trying to be professional here. 94 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:40,990 Yeah, right, right. 95 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:44,710 Okay, she's going to go ahead and check on your breathing. So you're going to go 96 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:45,710 ahead and use your stethoscope. 97 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:48,590 Haley, you can go ahead. 98 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:53,350 You're going to put your stethoscope on the back. 99 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:55,570 We're going to have you breathe in. Okay. 100 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,250 And out. 101 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:00,850 Sit down, please. 102 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,680 Okay, move it to that quadrant on the back. 103 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,800 Nice and low. 104 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:07,860 Ready? 105 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:11,820 You okay? 106 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,140 Something's grabby back there. 107 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,140 I don't hear it. I think it's clear. 108 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,720 Do I do the front? 109 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:22,160 Yeah, we're going to do the front. 110 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:23,580 Okay. 111 00:05:34,979 --> 00:05:36,880 I'm just trying to be a good boy. 112 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:38,260 I'm just trying to be a good boy. 113 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,880 I didn't know this was coming. 114 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,320 Yeah, 115 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,840 you know, I eat a lot of protein. 116 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,360 Well, 117 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,840 yeah, I'm not vegan, that's for sure. 118 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:58,760 Okay, 119 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,840 thanks. It was a compliment. I see you. Sorry. 120 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:09,000 That was a force of habit. You were touching me. Well, I didn't see her 121 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 you. 122 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,200 I was just giving you a medical examination. 123 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,320 Okay. All professional. 124 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:19,120 Okay, all right, all right. I'm sorry for questioning your methods. 125 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:23,880 Go ahead. Let's just wrap this up, you know? Okay. I think we have one more. 126 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:30,270 I think she deserves a stress test. What is a stress test? 127 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:33,350 We're just going to go ahead. I'm going to hold your hand. Okay. 128 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:34,790 Hold your pulse. 129 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,890 And she's going to stress you out, and we're going to see if your heart reacts 130 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:39,890 to it. 131 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,610 Okay. 132 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:43,370 All right. Whatever. 133 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,810 I'm sorry. Try to compose yourself a little bit so you're calm when the test 134 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:49,390 starts, and then you can have a better reading. 135 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:52,650 You could just drive to the doctor. You could do that. No, no. You're totally 136 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:53,549 right. You're right. 137 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:54,550 You're right. You're right. 138 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:55,970 Okay. All right. 139 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:57,400 Yeah, sure. Okay. 140 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,700 Alright. Alright, what's the stress test exactly? 141 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,479 I'm calm. 142 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,780 You're calm? Mm -hmm. Take a deep breath. 143 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,360 Yep. Close your eyes. Be in a happy place. 144 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,700 Open your eyes! 145 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,380 Oh my god. Holy shit. 146 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,640 Okay. How was the reading? 147 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:20,860 That was a nice spike. 148 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,080 Nice spike. 149 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,520 You have good reflexes. Good job. 150 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:27,960 Where did you pull this massive pitch from? I can't even see them. 151 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,140 Well, that is for the test. 152 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,820 Okay. Should we see if the senses are working? 153 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,060 Yeah. I think we could, yeah. 154 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:41,980 Well, I think it would really help us out if for this part of the exam you 155 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:42,980 remove your pants. 156 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:44,180 What? 157 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,520 My pants? 158 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,040 Yeah, I'm not done with the exam. 159 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:52,800 Are you going to do like the cough thing where you like... Sure, yeah. 160 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,820 Okay, sure. Why don't you take his hands off? 161 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:58,480 All right, fine. Yeah, you can be in a doctor's office. You know the doctor do. 162 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,280 Yeah, you're right. A nurse is better. A nurse is better. I need a doctor. 163 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:06,140 Sorry. Sorry. I'm being just, you know, a little nervous. 164 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,040 Turn around. Can you take your hands off? 165 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,460 Yes, please. 166 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:18,860 All right. Are 167 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:20,700 you ready? 168 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:26,640 um yeah sure sure i'm ready my girlfriend's in the other room so it 169 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:33,340 looks like 170 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:40,179 he had another reaction from the dress though maybe a little bit what is this 171 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:46,200 no no i'm soft are you sure 172 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,880 yeah i think they received it 173 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:58,470 Are you a grower or are you a show writer? 174 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:03,250 Is that one of the questions? I'm a grower, for your information. 175 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:08,790 Claims? Yeah, we don't know. 176 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:11,410 Okay, whatever. 177 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:14,210 If you want to, we can prove that. 178 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:19,550 I don't even know what to say. 179 00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:29,470 I'm sorry. 180 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:30,850 I'm sorry. 181 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:37,310 I'm a little stressed out. I'm sorry. 182 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:40,770 I'm not used to two pretty girls examining my balls. 183 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,650 Did you want us to examine your balls? 184 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,750 I thought this was what you guys were doing. 185 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,490 I mean, mine as well. 186 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:49,710 For here, right? 187 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,520 Do you want to? 188 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,620 I think we might need to. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. 189 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,800 You guys are medical professionals? 190 00:09:58,580 --> 00:09:59,800 Yeah. We need to grease. 191 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,380 It's for science, I guess. 192 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,100 So I'm just going to lift this out of the way. 193 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,720 All right. Damn. 194 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,300 Sorry, my hands might be a little cold. 195 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,360 She's got a grip on her. 196 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,300 Well, I just need to make sure to secure it nicely. 197 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,960 You need to get each one individually. 198 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,720 I'm sorry. It's embarrassing. 199 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:29,180 You have nothing to be embarrassed about. It's very nice. Actually. Very 200 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,220 Very nice. We see many of these. 201 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,440 Thanks. 202 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,800 Definitely packing this part up. Yeah. 203 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,240 Has it packed up to the other ones you see? 204 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,480 They always have. Some are way older. 205 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,300 Oh my god. 206 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:48,020 Everything feels good. I'm not feeling any abnormalities. 207 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:52,010 Oh, I get it now. You guys are checking for lumps. 208 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:54,850 Yeah. Oh, for cancer. Okay, all right, cool. 209 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,750 What did you think we were going to be doing? 210 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,830 I don't know. 211 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:10,650 How do you feel that? Oh, fuck. Yeah, I feel that. 212 00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:15,310 I don't think the balls are too long to touch. Oh, 213 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:19,810 shit. Make sure that you feel the sensation. 214 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:23,770 Yeah, I'm looking hard for you guys. 215 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:29,350 We're just trying to be professional here. 216 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:30,670 I'm sorry. 217 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:39,490 I think we 218 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:44,790 have to mix the hygiene. 219 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,050 Yeah. 220 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:50,950 I'm going to hold it for you so you can get in there. 221 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,870 They're very clean, very little odor. 222 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:58,430 Yeah, try it. 223 00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:03,690 They smell like soap. 224 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:09,170 Good job. Not very many passed that test. You've been a great patient today, 225 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,470 actually. Very good. 226 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:11,890 Thanks, ladies. 227 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:14,870 One more thing. 228 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,900 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 229 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,200 You don't need to keep reminding me to be professional. 230 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,900 I mean, I thought you guys were the professionals. You guys are smelling my 231 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,420 balls. Please, for science. 232 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:31,240 Okay, right. This is for your own health and benefits, sir. 233 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,480 Right. 234 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,020 Disrespecting nursing. 235 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,380 Anyway, actual test. 236 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,920 Let's be nice to my balls. 237 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:43,080 I think I'm going to give it a taste test. 238 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,340 A taste test? 239 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,160 Yeah. Let's make sure that your thumbs are working. 240 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,760 Okay, sure. Everything's all good, nothing. 241 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,300 If you want to perform it, pretty nurse lady. 242 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,040 Well, our trainees have to do. 243 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,920 You make all your trainees fuck dick. 244 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:00,180 I had to do it. 245 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,240 Really? Yeah. 246 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,759 Ah, shit. 247 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,020 Are you as good as her, then? 248 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:05,780 Oh, fuck. 249 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,620 Oh, 250 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:14,620 how's it taste? Are you enjoying this? Yeah, fuck yeah, I am. 251 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,280 I'm proud of you. 252 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,600 Yeah? 253 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,780 Oh, shit. 254 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,480 Do you want it? 255 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,720 Yeah, 256 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:29,540 you should try it. Back in your day, you'd probably feel good. 257 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,520 Oh, fuck. 258 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,320 Oh, fuck, yeah. 259 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,340 Oh, damn. 260 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,359 Yeah, no. 261 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,360 God, yeah. 262 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,519 No wonder. 263 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,320 I think you need to train her a little bit more. 264 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:51,940 Well, you have to be vocal with what you like. You can't just expect us to know 265 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:52,940 everything. 266 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,480 She's doing a pretty good job with that. She's doing great. 267 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,380 With those pretty eyes. 268 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,960 Oh fuck. 269 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,360 Oh, fuck. 270 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:16,700 Oh yeah, do that shit again with your face. 271 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,060 Fuck on the balls. 272 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,280 Yeah. 273 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600 Yeah. 274 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,280 Ah, that's so fucking good. 275 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,360 Fuck. 276 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:45,750 She's a really good trainee. 277 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:47,010 Yeah, she's great. 278 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,770 She has a great willingness to please. 279 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:55,430 Oh, my God. 280 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,590 Pop your lips on it. 281 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,490 Oh, fuck. That looks so good. 282 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,280 Don't let me just fuck your lips. 283 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:16,160 Oh, fuck. That is really fucking nice. 284 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,200 Get back in there, whore. 285 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,720 Oh, shit. 286 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,780 Oh, yeah. The whole thing. 287 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:47,380 Fuck, maybe I should do a taste test on you guys. 288 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:50,800 Yeah, I mean, it's only fair that he examines us back. 289 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:53,380 Yeah. I definitely think so, too. 290 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,300 Thanks, guys. 291 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,080 That checks out. 292 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,339 Well, what do you want to taste first? 293 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:17,339 Um... Can you taste these massive titties you flashed me? 294 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,000 Oh. I mean, you have to. I guess so. 295 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,520 Yeah, I think you're right. 296 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,160 Stop tipping your mouth. 297 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,320 Oh, God. 298 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,920 Now you're going to be good. 299 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,500 I didn't know you got rid of those kind of ears. 300 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,720 How much do you think you got? 301 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,080 The best kind. 302 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,340 There you go. 303 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,420 oh my god 304 00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:23,680 Do you want to the next place? 305 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,100 Yes please. 306 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,440 Holy shit. 307 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,180 Oh shit, I don't know what to do first. 308 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,180 Oh my god. 309 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,520 Damn, this is gonna suck the fucking ass. 310 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,060 Oh my god, yeah. 311 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,600 Get up a little. 312 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,520 Oh, I'm gonna see. Jiggle, fuck. 313 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,480 He does have this great outfit. 314 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,700 Oh my god. 315 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,140 Oh, yeah, I think it's something like that. 316 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,820 Oh, my God. 317 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,860 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 318 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:35,560 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 319 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,200 Oh, shit. 320 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,300 Fuck. 321 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,400 Oh, fuck. 322 00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:00,930 I mean, should I just do a field test too? 323 00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:06,190 I mean, I think you guys need to do a field test on me, right? 324 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,710 I mean, I think we have time. 325 00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:10,550 Yeah, I think you guys have to. 326 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,350 Right? 327 00:21:14,659 --> 00:21:17,400 Okay. She's the trainee, right? So should I put it in her first? 328 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:22,480 Yeah. I'll walk her through it. Thank you. Yeah, put it in. Yeah, spread it 329 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480 me. Okay. 330 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,140 Oh, fuck. 331 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,000 This girl's got a tight little hole. 332 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,640 Maybe the first one of the day. 333 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:40,780 Yeah, the first one of the day. How many guys are here fucking today? 334 00:21:50,889 --> 00:21:55,270 It is definitely very hard. 335 00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,130 You've got very good blood flow in there. 336 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:00,030 You guys are testing for ED. 337 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,590 I get it now. 338 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:31,750 I think so. 339 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,230 Yeah, yeah, let me get in here. 340 00:22:41,219 --> 00:22:42,940 I'm going to observe. 341 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:44,940 Yeah. 342 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,700 Spread it open for me. Help me out. 343 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,700 Oh, wow. It looks tight. 344 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,060 What do you think? 345 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,240 I like this one. It's got a tight hold, too. 346 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,560 Oh, what's that? 347 00:22:58,660 --> 00:22:59,760 Oh, shit. 348 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:05,380 Am I bigger than most of your patients, too? 349 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,890 It's definitely harder than most. 350 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,110 It's so true. 351 00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:10,029 Oh my god. 352 00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:12,690 It's really so fucking hard. 353 00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:15,510 Holy fuck. 354 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:22,290 I like how your butt jiggles. It's so good. 355 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,510 Oh, you can make me go away right here. Yeah, you do. 356 00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:30,190 Oh, it's so good. 357 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,280 Come on, 358 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,780 I want to see you stress a lot harder. I'm so fucking tired. 359 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,480 It'll be your cardio for the day. 360 00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:43,440 It feels good, doesn't it? 361 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:44,860 It's so fucking good. 362 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,320 Oh my God. 363 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,860 Oh my God. 364 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,480 Oh my God. Why? 365 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,040 You might be the best patient I've had so far. 366 00:24:16,179 --> 00:24:18,240 Have a 367 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:24,980 taste. 368 00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:38,280 That's good. 369 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:43,900 Oh 370 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:50,840 my God. 371 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,920 Fuck! That's so good. 372 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,840 You take it so good. 373 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,280 You can probably really act professional. 374 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,640 All you do is a practice. 375 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,220 Fuck! 376 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,520 So good. 377 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,080 Keep going. Keep fucking going. 378 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:38,840 Fuck! Oh my god. 379 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,540 Oh my god. 380 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:56,500 Oh my god. 381 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,160 oh my god 382 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:46,020 Yeah, that's good, that's good. 383 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,200 Yeah, 384 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,980 yeah. Oh, fuck. 385 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,800 Oh, yeah, so fucking good. 386 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:46,660 I'm gonna 387 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:58,800 take 388 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,800 these off 389 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,290 Are you ready for the riding demonstration? 390 00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:03,710 Yeah, sure. 391 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,830 Fuck yeah. Oh my god, your ass is so fucking nice. 392 00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:08,870 Fuck yeah. 393 00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:11,350 Oh my god, yeah. 394 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:15,090 Oh my god, that was so nice. 395 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,270 Oh, fuck yeah. 396 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:19,650 That was normal. 397 00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:49,360 oh my god i like when you bounce on it like that it looks so nice 398 00:29:00,590 --> 00:29:03,770 It's sounding so good. It looks so good. Fucking good. 399 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,230 Oh my god. 400 00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:11,630 Holy fuck, guys. 401 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:14,330 Oh yeah. 402 00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,390 Holy shit. 403 00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:21,650 Fuck. 404 00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:23,310 Oh my god. 405 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:33,390 oh my god 406 00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:21,980 Did you have any questions? 407 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:29,660 I can't think of any, but I'm excited to try and talk. 408 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:43,560 Fuck! Oh my god, it's coming all the way up. Fuck! 409 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,960 Oh my god. 410 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:55,480 You are fucking crazy. 411 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,640 Oh my god. Oh, fuck. 412 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,700 Fuck yo, teach your fucking trainee how to do that shit. 413 00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:43,450 Oh, my God. She's going to choke. 414 00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:47,050 She's going to choke. 415 00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:05,980 You're so good. 416 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,520 Holy fuck, you both feel so good. 417 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,400 oh my 418 00:32:50,400 --> 00:33:04,740 god 419 00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:19,850 Oh my god, I just pushed it out. 420 00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:39,719 Okay. Yeah, how are you going to extract my sperm? 421 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,179 I think so. 422 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,960 Isn't that the best way? 423 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:47,219 Here, 424 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,960 grab and put it in for me. 425 00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:30,270 That's my dad's name. Call me Max. 426 00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:56,580 That's so good. 427 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,480 Oh my goodness. 428 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,720 Fuck. 429 00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:48,070 oh my god 430 00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:06,550 Yeah, get down. 431 00:38:12,470 --> 00:38:18,070 Oh, my God. 432 00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:19,510 Yeah, oh, my God. 433 00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:24,770 Oh, my God. 434 00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:26,050 Every drop. 435 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:27,530 Here, you take some toothpaste. 436 00:38:28,330 --> 00:38:31,470 Oh, shit. 437 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:44,180 Oh my gosh! 438 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,520 You made a little bit of a mess with the sample, Izzy. 439 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,560 Well, maybe I can do a little taste test. 440 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:59,480 Very healthy. Very healthy. Any taste? 441 00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:06,940 Yeah. 442 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:11,160 Great sample. Thank you very much. I'm written up. 443 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,840 See ya. 444 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,960 We got a pretty, pretty high count. 445 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:22,240 Should we sample this one too? Yeah. Make sure. There we go. 446 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,760 Very good quality. Very good. 447 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,720 Thank you so much, ladies. We'll be coming back for a routine checkup every 448 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:42,640 three weeks. Every three weeks. That sounds great. 449 00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:45,210 Thanks, lady. Yeah, absolutely. 450 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:47,570 Fuck yeah, you guys are great. You guys can come over anytime. 451 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,650 Well, thank you for being a good patient. 452 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:50,848 Yeah, of course. 453 00:39:50,850 --> 00:39:52,270 We'll see you in three weeks. All right. 454 00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:54,690 Sweet. Let me help you find your fucking clothes.